I’ve got a brand-new illustrated sex position for you today.
Now, I know some of you will just scroll down to check it out… but first I want to tell you the true story of how it came to be.
A few years ago, my girlfriend and I were on vacation in the Outer Banks — the string of barrier islands off the coast of North Carolina.
The beaches are spectacular, and there’s a lot of really cool history in the area, too.
For instance, Blackbeard the pirate was killed there in 1718.
And in 1903, the Wright Brothers made their historic flight in the sand dunes at Kill Devil Hill, near Kitty Hawk.
We used to visit the Outer Banks when I was a kid. And I always thought it was pretty awesome to stand on the same sand where Blackbeard and the Wright Brothers may have walked.
But Jennie and I were there for the sun, the sand, the water — and some vacation sex, of course.
Within an hour of arriving, we were at the beach and getting into some serious body surfing. For me, body surfing blurs the line between man and nature — I feel like I become part of the ocean’s energy.
Well, for the next four hours we rode one awesome wave after another, and sunbathed on the beach. When the air started turning cool, we packed up our towels and headed back to town.
By the time we reached our hotel, we were ready to crash. We took a quick shower together, then plopped down on the bed side by side — exhausted and naked.
But there’s something irresistible about a beautiful, naked woman in bed beside me, no matter how tired I am.
So I made a tentative move, to see how she’d respond.
Jennie responded with, “I’m sorry, babe, but I’m not up for anything right now. I’ve barely got enough energy to pass out!”
“Don’t worry, you won’t have to move a muscle, I promise.”
She turned and gave me that wicked smile of hers. “Well, I might have to move a few muscles….”
So I came up with this awesome position on the spot, just by following my instincts. It’s called The Body Surfer.
How To Try The Body Surfer:
Have your woman lie face-down on the bed or floor, with her legs slightly parted and her upper body resting on her forearms.
Position yourself between her legs, with your upper body supported by your arms, then slide inside her. You’ll be hitting her clit and her G-spot with every thrust, so you can go at a slower, more relaxed pace and still get a great response.
Or you can drive her crazy with a variety of surprise thrusts — shallow, deep, stop-and-go, or steady jackhammer. She can’t see your face, so she can’t tell what your next move will be.
Wanna turn up the heat a little more? Have her close her legs, with you straddling her as you enter.
This not only increases friction and intensifies the stimulation — it also lets you increase that incredible flesh-on-flesh contact.
Why You’ll BOTH Love The Body Surfer:
For starters, it doesn’t require superhuman strength or the ability to contort yourselves into pretzels.
And all that flesh-on-flesh contact stimulates tons of sensitive nerve endings on her back, her inner thighs, and her ass. And you’re getting that same jolt, from your chest to your toes.
Since she’s lying on her stomach, she can easily position herself so the underside of your shaft glides along her clit — just the way she wants it.
And with that special rear-entry angle, every thrust ends with a direct hit on her G-spot.
As for you, a lot of your body weight is resting on her. That saves your energy for as much hard, steady drilling as she needs.
You also get excellent blood flow down there, to keep you good and hard.
So, surf’s up! Come on, try The Body Surfer for yourself — tonight. You’ll understand what it really means to become “one” with your woman.
Then post your comments here to let me know what you think about it. I know you’re gonna love it, man.
P.S. I wanna do another informal survey because I’m dying to know the answer to this question: “What’s your favorite ‘finishing’ position?” You can reply with a one-word answer (e.g., doggy-style, girl-on-top) – that’s all it takes. I want some data from the field!!!!
Since it’s almost Halloween, I thought I’d show you how to cum like Count Dracula!
Seriously, vampires are freakin’ sexy, right? In fact, they’re pretty much the ultimate super-sexual supernatural beings.
The hypnotic control they have over beautiful young women, the sensual biting of the neck, the sexy clothing, the act of complete submission — the whole vampire mythos is pure, hot sex!
Well, as you probably know, Dracula is based on a real person: Vlad III — also known as Vlad Dracula and Vlad the Impaler. He was ruler of a country called Wallachia, which was next to — I’m totally serious — Transylvania.
And Vlad was one bad dude! In fact, he was such a ruthless leader and killed so many of his enemies — often by impaling them — that some of them started the rumor that he drank human blood.
Well, thanks to hundreds of books, movies, and television shows, the brutal Vlad the Impaler has gradually morphed into the irresistible neck-biter he is today — who always seems to have a bunch of hot babes in see-through nightgowns under his spell.
Yeah, vampires are cool!
And that brings me to another one of my favorite go-to positions — one that really lets me get maximum penetration. And in honor of the inspiration for Count Dracula, I call it Vlad the Impaler.
The main advantage of this position for you is that it gives you TOTAL dominance and control over your woman. And it gives you maximum penetration power.
And she’ll love it because it gives her clit a good workout — as you slide in and out, AND when you penetrate her to the hilt.
Here’s how to try the Vlad the Impaler position:
Position your “virgin” about 2 feet from a wall. Stand behind her, then bend her over forward until she can brace herself with her hands against the wall.
Next, grab one of her legs and pull it back toward you, then raise it up as high as you can — if she’s limber enough, you can rest her leg on your shoulder.
Now, drive in and out of her HARD until you hear her screams of orgasm!
I know you’re gonna love this one. And there’s no reason to wait until October 31 to try Vlad the Impaler. In fact, I want you to try it out tonight and then leave a comment to tell me how much you liked it.
And as usual, please use the “Comments” section to leave me any of your thoughts, ideas, or suggestions.
P.S. You can also use the comments section to ask me any questions related to men’s sexuality, men’s health, or anything else that’s on your mind.
Today I thought I’d send you another quick sex quiz. And I think the answer’s gonna surprise you.
Q: How many calories do men burn in an average sex session?
A: 100 calories. It’s true: Your best sexual performance will only burn off about 100 calories, according to researchers at the University of Quebec at Montreal.
That’s based on a guy of average weight, using missionary position sex for 30 minutes, including foreplay.
Now, sex is all about pleasure, right? But if you want ‘burning calories’ to be a side benefit of great sex, there are a few things you can do to make it more of a workout.
The obvious first thing is ENDURANCE. The longer you go, the more you’ll burn. For example, if you last just 15 minutes, you’ll only burn about 75 calories. But if you’re into marathon sex, you can expect to easily beat that 100 calorie mark.
And the position you choose can make a huge difference. For example, switching from missionary to reverse cowgirl cuts your calorie burn-off to a measly 56 calories!
But if you like your sex standing up: you’ll use 112 calories!
You’ll burn a lot more calories using a standing position instead of something like missionary or reverse cowgirl.
It’s pretty simple: You’ll burn more calories using standing, squatting, or bending positions than you will lying on your back, or resting most of your weight on top of your woman.
Now, if you REALLY want a workout, choose a position where you’ve gotta either move or lift all or most of her weight. For instance, stand by the edge of the bed, then have her lie on her back and raise her legs onto your shoulders.
But instead of using your basic pelvic thrusting, take her hips in your hands. Then lift her hips and pull her onto you, moving her back and forth. You’ll get a great upper-body workout. In fact, you might have to alternate pumping with sliding, because this is harder than it sounds.
If you’ve got great upper body strength, try the one that always looks so easy in the movies (but really makes sex a workout):
Standing, with her legs are wrapped around you while you support all her weight. That one’ll burn some calories! It’s okay to use the wall to support her back if you need to.
And whenever I get the chance, I love to screw in the water on a secluded beach (if I’ve brought a good lubricant that won’t wash off in the water). You get the thrill of semi-public sex, but it’s also a hell of a workout trying to maintain your balance, even in gentle waves.
Now, your level of ‘enthusiasm’ also determines how many calories you shed.
If your preferred pace is a slow and gentle ‘love me tender,’ you’ll use up less than 75 calories. But if you’re more of a ‘drill master,’ you’ll easily hit 100.
Here’s one last thing, which may or may not surprise you: The more you weigh, the more calories you’ll burn.
That’s right, if you’re in good shape and on the slim side, a round of intense, pull-out-all-the-stops sex isn’t much of a workout at all — and burns less than 80 calories.
But if you need to lose some poundage, try for a 30-minute, standing, full-speed-ahead sex workout — you’ll burn off an amazing 160 calories!
You know that I always stress the importance of having a healthy body so you can have a kick-ass sex life. Well, you can flip that around — and let incredible sex help you have a healthier and more fit body.
Please do me a favor and post your comments below. Do you like to make sex a workout? Or do you prefer the gain without the pain? Tell me what you think.
When I think about my favorite sex positions, they all have three things in common:
1) First, they allow total eye contact. It’s a huge boner-booster to look into your woman’s eyes during sex! It intensifies everything — the emotions, the energy, the spiritual connection — and best of all, the orgasm.
2) Next, I’ve gotta have easy access to her pussy and clit… Because as far as her pleasure goes, my hands and fingers are the next best thing to having my tongue down there.
3) And finally, I want to able to reach her breasts, so I can give her nipples a nice stimulating workout.
Give me those three “bonus features” — dude, I’m in heaven!
[Spoiler alert: I’ve included a new, super-hot position and picture for you below.]
Now, I also really like positions that let you easily ‘flow’ into other positions.
If you’re like me, sometimes you wanna switch it up in the heat of the moment and try something different — especially if what you’re trying isn’t working.
Well, The Horny Crab has got it all…
It gives you total clit-and-tit access… you’re looking right into each others’ eyes… it gives you flexibility to vary the action…
And you’ll cum like gangbusters!
Now, to try the Horny Crab, start by sitting on the bed with your legs facing each other. Lean back slightly, using your arms for support.
Bend your knees, then move toward each other until you’re able to enter her.
You should both be in the same position: knees bent, legs slightly spread, with your feet alongside your partner’s body.
Now, start rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’! Think of ocean waves, dragging you back and forth. With both of you moving, a little action goes a long way.
If you wanna hit that clit, just lean forward a little and massage it with your fingers or thumb. And don’t forget to give her nipples the attention they need.
Between the rocking, pumping, massaging, and tweaking, you’ll be exploding in no time!
But if you decide to move into full-steam-ahead raw sex mode, you just take her arms, lie back, pull her up — and voila, you’re in The Cowgirl position!
Now she’s in total control…so she can grind and pump and ride her way to an explosive orgasm.
Or if you wanna be in the driver’s seat — maybe go into jackhammer mode — just reposition your legs so you’re on your knees…throw her legs over your shoulders…and start drilling!
I think you get the point: The Horny Crab is great as an appetizer or as a main course!
Trust me, you’ve gotta try it out for yourself. It’ll knock your socks off!
Be sure to let me know what you think of The Horny Crab in the comments section below…
Or tell me about an unusual position that you’ve discovered — I might share it in an upcoming blog or newsletter.
Seriously, leave a comment below and tell me what you think!
P.P.S. I’m working on some surprises that you don’t want to miss. I’ll tell you about them in the next couple of weeks, so keep an eye out for my upcoming newsletters and blog posts.
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